David’s Goliath

July 1st, 2009 by tporn

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And this is the male equivalent to a cameltoe. I don’t know what it is called but it should have a name. Right now I’m thinking of one of Pansy Division’s songs - Joe Camel. Wouldn’t you like to touch his Joe Camel? Oh i certainly would. Especially if that Joe Camel has got David Beckham written all over it. i just hope that Posh Spice won’t get offended if David ever finds my hands and mouth more satisfying than her pussy. Haha. You wish.

Would Like To Play With Your Ball

June 30th, 2009 by tporn

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This football athlete from Brazil can come over my place anytime and we can play ball 24/7 if he wants to. I’m almost ashamed to admit that I haven’t been quite the same since his photospread in one of Brazil’s gay adult magazines. With photos ranging from just plain nudity to a full, hard and sturdy erection - I almost felt a little frustrated that unlike the other models, the magazine didn’t include a cum shot. But then again, just seeing Bruno Carvalho in full nudity - hair, cock, nutsack and all is a already a gift from the heavens.

The Name Is Daniel. And Yes, That Is My Cock

June 25th, 2009 by tporn

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Daniel Craig brought an entirely new depth and meaning to the James Bond character with his brilliant acting and unique British charms. However, his talents aren’t limited to playing these spy-hero types. Given his range of thespian skills he can play fantasy roles and perhaps romantic leads with much ease. He’s also very comfortable with doing full nudes, as you can see from the screenshot of one of his earlier films. Although a full nude scene in a 007 movie may be like wishing for rain on the Sahara, at least you know that in other films, Mr. Craig won’t have any quibbles about taking his tux (or whatever he’s wearing) off. 

Dirty Nasty

June 25th, 2009 by tporn

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His enjoying a more fruitful career in cyberspace via MySpace and You Tube but it was not always rosy for Simon Rex. He had his beginnings as an MTV VJ yes, but that was cut short due to some very uncomfortable leakages and info involving his background in gay porn. If yer familiar with Brad Posey’s Young, Hard and Solo series, then you’d definitely realize the rigid cock, the pubes and the balls that he fondles so lovingly as he’s about to cum. And you know what? A decade later and Simon Rex is still as sexy as sin - and I would give up my writing hand to see him doing porn again.

Transforming Shia

June 25th, 2009 by tporn

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Shia LaBeouf’s the kinda guy I’d most probably like if was a 16 year old girl or fag. He has this sweet boy next door, sexy lewser look that could drive those hormonal kids insane. Fortunately I’m way beyond that and my fascination for these sorta guys have waned. But still, I gotta admit that there’s something about him that’s potentially likeable. I’m thinking it’s his abs. Or just the thought of buggering straight boy arse. Or could it be that tool between his legs that these graphic artists have so demonstrated?

Ripped Or Not, We’ll Take A Dozen Of Him Please

June 25th, 2009 by tporn

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Brent Corrigan and Zac Efron kinda look like peas from the same pod, don’cha agree? However the similarities stop at the facial features and sadly, Zac Efron’s claim to fame is being a Disney kid and one of Hollywood’s heart throbs these days. (And you know what Brent is famous for…) Anyways, that does not necessarily stop creative minds from doing what they want with wholesome photos of Zac. And never you mind if the ripped body attached to the head is very much unlike the real Zac - as long as it feeds your fantasy and makes people grin silly. Well go ahead and make us grin to death.